“All the kidding aside, obviously we know about your credentials and breadth of experience, um… for example, recently at an episode of the Celebrity Apprentice, at the steak house, the men’s cooking team did not impress the judges from Omaha Steaks. There was a lot of blame to go around but you Mr. Trump, recognized that the real problem was a lack of leadership, so ultimately you didn’t blame Lil Jon or Meatloaf; you fired Gary Busy.
And these are the kind of decisions that would keep me up at night.”—Obama (via kateoplis)
I’m donating my car to Make A Wish foundation. The whole process seems a bit abrupt… and I feel like i may need therapy after this whole thing is done. From the day I bought it I have had a Hate/Like relationship with it. She is 12 Years Old… which puts it in the top 5 of my longest relationships with things or people that I curse at on a regular basis.
“Just look at us. Everything is backwards; everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, universities destroy knowledge, governments destroy freedom, the major media destroy information and religions destroy spirituality.”—Michael Ellner (via psychedelix)
IntoNow’s fingerprinting technology knows not only what consumers are watching, but also if they’re watching it live or delayed on a DVR or some other kind of recording device, key information for advertisers. It will even work on the YouTube clip of the ad (so go ahead and give it a whirl).
“What’s particularly unique and marvellous about the world we live in today is that we have the internet, which both empowers us to find experts to make something happen and allows us to upload our ideas to web outlets that can instantly publicise and sell that something. That’s really rather exciting. And no-one can tell you “No!” Awesome.”—